Birthday!

Though it was nearly 19 years ago that I was given life, it is only today that this blog will be given a name!

Sorry, I'm still a bit dazed by Homestuck, a webcomic by some guy named Andrew who has a thing for drawing, and subsequently losing, pumpkins. Its pretty neat, but an absolute time suck. *Mystical segue!* And actually, lots of things seem to drain my time, from school to games to my ridiculously sick party life, which I participate in solo so that other people that would otherwise be around me don't feel awkward at the vast difference in level. No lie. Kinda.

But here I am, a tired college student trying to type a paper, when I suddenly realize "Hey, I could use some practice!" All the things taking away from me suddenly gave me inspiration to give!! And so, Time Trench was born! Using this medium, I can group all the things I waste time on into one place! Sounds exciting, no?... Oh, you really mean no?... Crap.

It's not so bad as that. While I may be a terrible writer at the moment, I can promise you a few things up front:

1.) I am not Game____
2.) I don't repeat what I hear on Mix Radio Stations
3.) I make a horrible critic, what with how cool I am with everything. Expect me to be a lot more tolerant than what most of you normally real about books, movie, and such.
4.) I will make sure to make any use of "LOL", "D'HURR" and the like are appropriately labeled with their irony markers.

If my ROFLCOPTER isn't flying your way, feel free to jump out now before we lift off. It may be too late when I start pulling all the wicked nasty stunts for which you are not moxie enough. (< Did you see how I didn't end with a preposition there?! Yay me! Getting better already!)

PS: If you innocent bunnies check out that Homestuck I mentioned, here's you're warning: There's a little bad language and a lot of more constructive uses for your time if you don't sit in front of a computer for hours a day anyways.

And around we go...